Bag Full of Foreskins Tee

Straight out of the wildest Old Testament side quest, this shirt says, “I read the Bible… but I only remember the rated‑R parts.” Wear this and watch church kids suddenly remember they have somewhere else to be. Heavenly clouds, holy angel, and a bag of “membership cancellations” bigger than your student loans.

Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.